Posted by Cheryl | Posted in Golf Balls | Posted on 22-10-2010
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What is the potential energy of the buttocks?
I recently purchased a copy of mixed nuts, but lost the Nutcracker, while in the torture chamber. Last week, I used the enormous power of my buttocks together to crush a golf ball. My question is, why the buttocks until the work of cracking some nuts?
Well, as Einstein postulated that the chapter E = MC ² Thus the energy (E) of the buttocks is equal to its mass (M) multplied by clenchability (C) squared. The larger the buttocks, my dear, the better the clasp. On this basis, my wife's ass rather round should be able to crush walnuts with "relative" ease. Please join me for an aperitif tonight and we will put theory to the test. In any case, we have a new way to open the champagne. Toodle pip.
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Three Stooges – Three Smart Saps $1.39 Shemp, Larry and Moe never had a friend like the genie they find in an antique lamp in “Three Arabian Nuts” (1951); next, the boys demolish a golf course in “Three Little Beers” (1935); and when their fiancees’ father is framed, Larry, Moe and Curly go into jail to help him in “Three Smart Saps” (1942); then the boys enter the political arena in the slapstick satire “Three Dark Horses” (1952); and… |
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Drive Yourself Nuts – Golf Game – Puzzle – Paper Weight – Unique Gift Idea for a Golfer – Balance the Golf Ball on the Tee – Floating Golf Ball – Fun for Everyone $19.95 This is a fun game. The golf ball floats in a clear liquid. Turn the game upside down and try to balance the golf ball on the tee! Perfect gift for any golfer. Play the game, drive yourself nuts, or use as a paperweight!… |
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The Sports Fanatic Food and Snacks Care Package Gift Box – A Great Gift Basket Idea for Him! $50.99 Calling all football fanatics, tailgaters, and armchair warriors!! This GREAT care package will have your sports lover cheering when they discover the great goodies and treats tucked inside. They’ll enjoy Pop Shots Candy Filled Bat, PopShots Candy Basebal, Nerf Mini Football, Planters Roasted Peanuts, Sports Nuts Snack Mix, Salsa Verde, Corn Tortilla Chips, Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies, Snyd… |
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Tee Off Great Golfers Sampler Gourmet Food Gift Bag Tote $39.99 PRODUCT NOTES: This item is presented in a paper board gift bag with a picture of a bucket of golf balls printed on it. While the picture is very realistic looking, it is not a real bucket of golf balls. Score a hole-in-one with our paperboard gift bag that’s so realistic, your favorite golf enthusiast might think it’s time to hit the range! Open your gift bag to find Chocolate Decadence Golf Coo… |
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Golf Nut This is a comical, unique handcrafted gift item made from an American Black Walnut Shell. It come with a certificate of Nuturalization and is approximately 3 1/2 inches tall and sits on a 3 inch Hardwood base…. |
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4GB Golf ball USB Drive – Great Gift!! $25.01 Why carry around dull and boring USB Drives? Use the Golf Ball USB drive and be the envy of all your friends (okay, some of your friends!). Smaller than the real thing – about half the size of a golf ball…. |
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2GB Golf ball USB Drive – Great Gift!! $39.99 Why carry around dull and boring USB Drives? Use the Golf Ball USB drive and be the envy of all your friends (okay, some of your friends!). Smaller than the real thing – about half the size of a golf ball…. |
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Fisher-Price Tornado Tee Golf $29.00 The Tornado Tee golf is a unique Golf sports item with an innovative feature. On pressing the activation button the golf ball is loaded onto the tee where it levitates in air for about 8 secs. The Tornado Tee makes it easy and fun for the kid to hit the ball.The fun of golf with a whole new “twist” – “spinning” air tee tornado action that “magically” floats the ball above the tee! Just tap the “go… |
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Golf Gag Gift – Risque Ball Holder -with 2 Golf Balls -Balls engraved It tak… $14.95 Fun and provocative new golf product for the person looking to give a very unique and risque gift. Or, for the golfer that wants to show up on the golf course with a great conversation piece. Contains two golf balls also.. Sacks are crafted using high quality ultrasuede fabric. Fabric held together with industrial strength stitching. Clip on attachment for attaching to golf bag or golfer belt. Hea… |
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Gorilla Automotive 61631 Acorn Guard Locks (12mm x 1.50 Thread Size) – Pack of 4 $16.16 GRD LCK 12MMX1.50 PK/4… |
