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You can `t buy love, but you can pay a high price for it! You look as a talent scout for a cemetery! I know a man who doesn `t pay to have their trash removed, how do you dispose of your trash, and you gift wrap it puts it in a car key! A doctor gave a man six months to live, man could not `t pay your bill by giving him another six months! While the practice of golf today I hit two good balls, I stepped on a rake!

Thanks for a question about Henny Youngman! He brought laughter (and some moans of joy) in my life for 50 years, and today, I remember the classic line that still makes me laugh – I never tire of hearing or reading them. Henny spent seven decades of his nearly 92 years (1906-1998) in this world making people laugh with his quick schtick of some sentences, delivered in a rapid fire, shooting style, from the lip. As a comic, I always refrained from profanity and enjoyed the innocence of a good clean joke. Dubbed "the king of a line" Walter Winchell, Henny wrote a funny and touching autobiography entitled "Take My Life, Please!" (1991). Also available is his 1989 book "10,000 of a single line, an encyclopaedia of sentences." He enjoyed his own one-liners. He came on stage with his violin and often begin saying: ". I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother" The Internet is full of humor and are richer for it. These are just Some examples: Interviews with Henny: http://wiredforbooks.org/hennyyoungman/ http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=10207555 CD: "The best thing the worst of Henny Youngman, "Collectables (1997)," Take My Album … Please "(2007) http://www http://www.oldies.com/product-view/34734M.html!. amazon.com / s? ie = UTF8 and keywords = Henny 20Youngman% and the combined index = & page = 1 Rates "Jokes n: http://workinghumor.com/quotes/henny_youngman.shtml http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/henry_youngman.html http://www.zimbio.com/Henny+Youngman+ http://quotes.tubegator.com/youngman.php Quotes "There are was a girl knocking on the door of my hotel room all night! Finally, he let out ".- D

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