Golf Bag Sales

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Posted by Cheryl | Posted in Golf Bag | Posted on 26-09-2007

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Golf Bag Sales
How about a joke of golf?

A young man from a poor family often take a bus to a Golf Course and after the course was closed to walk through all the rough, bunkers and water traps to find lost Golf Balls as many as he could, and then sell them on your garage sale for raise money for his family. One day, were crowded with their two front pockets with golf balls of your trip to the golf course while going home by bus. He sat on the front seat and sat in the front seat through it, sat a woman with two bags of groceries in her arms. She still looked great packages in the front pockets, which made him increasingly uncomfortable. Finally, their eyes met and smiled, pointing to the package in his pants and said, "golf balls." She smiled back and nodded, then asked: "Is that anything like tennis elbow?" Feel free to add your own joke for your response.

Pretty good. Here's one: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions, defeated and went to his house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, she fell asleep and woke up around 8 pm As the man threw on his clothes, he told women to remove their shoes outside and rub through the grass and dirt. Taken aback, however, turned and stepped into his shoes and back home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, I can not lie. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and did not wake up until eight. "The woman looked down at his shoes and said: "you lying bastard, you've been playing golf!"


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